Thursday, April 26, 2012

SNEAK PEEKZ: 'Hope Springs' Trailer

Check out the just released trailer for David Frankel's (The Devil Wears Prada) NEW film titled Hope Springs.

According to IMDB, Hope Springs follows a middle-aged couple, who after thirty years of marriage, decide to attend an intense counseling weekend to decide the fate of their marriage:


so okay, you're probably thinking, "Is this, like a Noxema Depends commercial, or what?" oh no, it's just your good ol' senior citizen sex rom-com. looks cute, riiiiiight??? who wouldn't want to see Meryl Streep deep throating a banana while sitting on the toilet. I believe, not since The Devil Wears Nada has Streep truly utilized her Oscar winning talents in such a fierce and note worthy manner. and because I think every woman over the age of 50 should treat herself to a fellatio lesson once or twice in her lifetime, I will be taking my Nana (and her check book) to see this one when it hits the big screen this summer. 
 starring Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones and Steve Carell.
in theaters August 10, 2012.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...



here are stills from Quentin Tarantino's upcoming slave drama titled Django Unchained. the flick is about a slave-turned-bounty hunter (Jamie Foxx), and mentor (Christoph Waltz) who set out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner (Leonardo DiCaprio).
pretty groovy, huh?

Thursday, April 19, 2012

SNEAK PEEKZ: 'Magic Mike' Trailer

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! Check out the just released trailer for Steven Soderbegh's stripper flick titled Magic Mike.

According to IMDB, the film follows an upstart male stripper who is taken under the wing of a more experienced colleague:


aaand my balls are blue. LESS TALKING AND MORE STRIPPING! but in all seriousness (because this is very serious) I really hope this turns out more like the epic film classic Showgirls, than the career destroyer that was Striptease (sorry Demi-- I know you've been through a lot this year and did not need that extra jab, but it's true. I can't remember the last time you had a hit film. RIIIIIIGHT?
starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaugayhey, Matt Bomer & some really annoying gurl that needs to STOP!
in theaters June 29, 2012

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Music Musts

Hot Chip- "Night & Day"

Fiona Apple- "Every Single Night"

Chromatics- "Kill For Love"

Nelly Furtado- "Big Hoops (Bigger The Better)"

Silversun Pickups- "Bloody Mary (Nerve Endings)

Scissor Sisters- "Only The Horses"

Beach House- "Lazuli"

Famous People Hanging Out Together: Part Tres

 Angelina Jolie, Meryl Streep & Lindsay Lohan

 James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet

 Madonna & Courtney Love

 Elton John, Lady Gaga & Sting

 GZA, RZA & Bill Murray

 Groucho Marx & George Carlin

 Leonard Cohen, Chuck Berry & Keith Richards

 Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Annie Leibovitz & Amy Poehler

 Andy Warhol & Alfred Hitchcock

 Brad Pitt & Britney Spears

 Destiny's Child & Lil' Kim

 Leonardo DiCaprio & Mark Wahlberg

 James Dean & Elizabeth Taylor

 Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Moss & Liv Tyler

 RZA & Yoko Ono

 Twiggy Ramirez, Courtney Love, Marilyn Manson & Michael Stipe

 Robert De Niro, Bruce Springsteen & Obama

 Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby & Jerry Seinfeld

 Destiny's Child & Tommy Hilfiger

 Harpo Marx & Amelia Earhart

 Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown & Notorious B.I.G

 John Lennon & Mick Jagger

 Arnold Schwarzenegger & Muhammad Ali

 Jon Hamm & Kristen Wiig

 Andy Warhol & The Clash

 David Spade, Chris Rock & Chris Farley

 Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David

 Groucho Marx & Diana Ross

 Johnny Depp & Paul McCartney

Al Pacino & Christopher Walkin

Freddy Mercury & Elton John

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Penelope Cruz Does 'Harper's Bazaar'

¡Ay, caramba! Check out the very sexy and talented (and PedroDotCom's pick for favorite Tom Cruise beard, sorry Katie) Penelope Cruz give good face for the cover of Harper's Bazaar's May 2012 issue:


more highlights from inside the mag: 

On her idol, Meryl Streep: “When I first started watching movies and I saw Meryl’s work, that’s when I became obsessed with acting. Now I kiss her whenever I see her! She must think I’m crazy.”

On recalling a magazine shoot she had to do with Meryl a few years ago for the AIDS charity (RED): “As soon as she got to the set, I had to sit topless on top of her. It was the most interesting love scene I’ve ever done.”

On how she characterizes herself: “[I'm a] worrier. I am living for every day and trying to have less fear, less worry. But I have always worried about everything; it’s in my nature. It’s the thing that makes me suffer the most.”


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...


nobody says "why don't you fuck me anymore" like Penelope.
pure joy to the ears. 

Thursday, April 5, 2012

'Savages' Trailer

This blog has totally turned into a movie trailer database.. riiiggghhht??? Too many new movies on the horizon! Anyway, get your exclusive look HERE at the just released trailer for Oliver Stone's NEW crime-drama Savages.

The film, which is based on the Don Winslow novel, follows pot growers Ben and Chon, who face off against the Mexican drug cartel who kidnapped their shared girlfriend:


really? I MEAN.. I think we have seen this story like a gazillion times over, but okay. so this time the gossip guurrl who has been kidnapped is a whore with not just one pot growing boyfriend, but two. and Nacho Libre is running the cartel. SO WHAT, WHO CARES!? I am diggin' this cast though. love me some evil Salma Hayek. es muy FIERCE! the only thing missing from this mess however, is Penelope Cruz and her accent.
 starring Taylor Kitsch, Aaron Johnson, Blake Lively, Benicio Del Toro, John Travolta, Salma Hayek, Emile Hirsch and Uma Thurman.
in theaters July 6, 2012. 

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Rihanna Does 'Elle' Magazine

Tyra would be so proud! Check out Chris Brown's favorite Barbadian punching bag pop sensation Rihanna give us her best smize while decked out in Versace for the cover of Elle magazine's May 2012 issue:  


more highlights from inside the mag:

On the Chris Brown backlash “It gave me guns. I was like, well, f—. They know more about me than I want them to know. It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it. I wanted people to know who I am. Whatever they take that to be, good or bad, I just want them to know the truth. There are still a lot of rumors out there, and I’ll never be able to stop that. But you just have to ignore all that stuff. I have more freedom the more people know about me. It’s like, one less skeleton in the closet, one less burden, one less secret; now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”

On finding a man: “I feel like it’s hard for everybody! I don’t think it has anything to do with being famous. There’s just a major drought out there. I don’t know. I guess I’m challenging, because my job seems to affect every relationship I have or try to have. Even with people I think should get it, you know? That seems to be a big factor; it’s always an issue. But I just need to find the person who balances me out, because then things like my schedule won’t matter. I’ve done it before, so I know I can do it again.”

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

'To Rome With Love' Trailer

Last week, we got an exclusive first look at Woody Allen's NEW film, To Rome With Love. Today, we have the film's official trailer.

According to IMDB, To Rome With Love follows a number of people in Italy, some American, some Italian, some residents, some visitors, and the romances and adventures and predicaments they get into:


Woody has already conquered the Big Apple. 
now it looks as though the brilliant filmmaker is planning on continuing his tales of neuroticism (sounds dirrty..neuroticism..) in Europe.
starring Woody Allen, Ellen Page, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Judy Davis, Greta Gerwig, Roberto Benigni and Penelope Cruz.
in theaters June 22, 2012.

OMG BFF LOL

The following clips are from a 2008 animation series by Charlie White from his project “Girl Studies” that was displayed at The Aldrich Museum in 2009.

“Based on a two-year study of the behavior of an actual American teenage girl, the animation is part of a larger project called The Girl Studies that dissects the desires and social anxieties of our era. The animation is meant to perform as a viable cartoon for young girls, while simultaneously providing a platform from which viewers can critique them. White’s works in photography, film, and more recently animation, often offer fictitious narratives to help us understand and evaluate the underlying realities of contemporary life.”




“This particular project features Tara and Blakey, two American-girl cartoon characters with pink-glitter accessories, trendy clothing, and commercial desires. These archetypes of the American teen are used to examine their representation from different angles. Set in three looping scenes, OMG BFF LOL contains the cartoon’s capitalist manifesto, “having is so much better than wanting,” discussed by the girls in a crystal shopping mall scene. The second and third scenes, set in a bedroom and bathroom, open the door to the interior loneliness and isolation of the two main characters, as viewers observe them surfing TV channels and radio stations, snacking, posing in front of a full length mirror, and crying, as a digital clock marks the passage of time.”

Monday, April 2, 2012

Monday Music Musts

tUnE-yArDs- "Bizzness"

Miike Snow- "Paddling Out"

Azealia Banks- "Fuck Up The Fun" Prod. By Diplo

A$AP Rocky & Lana Del Rey- "Ridin'" (In Studio Preview)

Dirty Projectors- "Gun Has No Trigger"

Famous People Who Should Feck Each Other: Michael Fassbender & Jennifer Lawrence Edition


that's all...

Sunday, April 1, 2012

'Ted' Trailer

Check out the just released trailer for Seth Macfarlane's (Family Guy) feature film directorial debut, Ted.

According to IMDB, Ted is a story centered on a man and his teddy bear, who comes to life as the result of a childhood wish:


I MEAN! all I can say is I'm so excited for this movie!
starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth Macfarlane. 
in theaters July 13, 2012


I don't know where I come up with this stuff. it's like a gift from God or something.