Wednesday, March 28, 2012

James Franco Does Kevin Federline?!?


SPOTTED! James Franco on the set of his new film Spring Breakers. more like the set of Kevin Federline: Pet Detective (ba-dum-tss). I must say, as I look at this lovely photo opp, I couldn't help but wonder, are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts? would Brandy's music career still be caca diarrhea poop if she had kept the braids?

NEW 'The Dictator' Trailer

Check out the second official trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's NEW film titled The Dictator.

According to IMDB, the film is about the heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed:


I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS!
I'm a HUGE fan of director Larry Charles (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Borat), and I'll see just about anything Sacha Baron Cohen is attached to.
starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Megan Fox, and Ben Kingsley. 
in theaters May 11 2012.

Monday, March 26, 2012

SNEAK PEEKZ: 'To Rome With Love'

Check out these stills from Woody Allen's upcoming film titled To Rome With Love.

There hasn't been much said on the plot of the film, but that it's a story about a number of people in Italy, some American, some Italian, some residents, some visitors, and the romances and adventures and predicaments they get into.


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...


no one delivers a "mother fucker" like Judy Davis. pure joy to the ears.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

NEW Madonna- 'Girl Gone Wild' [Music Video]


gayest video ever. i love it.

NEW 'Snow White & The Huntsman' Trailer

Check out the NEW trailer for Snow White & The Huntsman. This is one of two 'Snow White' films that we will be seeing this year.

According to IMDB, the film shows a twist to the fairy tale. The Huntsman is ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed, and winds up as her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen:


I have ZERO interest in a 'Twilight', but THIS I will see.
SO GOOD, RIIIIIIIIIGHT??? LIKE SASHA FIERCE GOOD! CAN'T WAIT!
starring Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, and Chris Hemsworth
in theaters June 1.


live fast, die young, bad guurrlz do it well.

Monday, March 19, 2012

NEW Lana Del Rey Music Video- 'Blue Jeans'

Check out the just released music video for the Lana Del Rey track "Blue Jeans" off the songstresses debut album Born To Die:


Chris Isaak circa "Wicked Games" much???
that said, I'm totally digging the 60's-era bathing suit. and I must confess, I'm a total sucker for a good ol' fashion alligator orgy.
hey, don't knock it till you try it, that's all I'm saying!

Friday, March 16, 2012

'Dark Shadows' Trailer

Check out the just released trailer for Tim Burton's take on the cult TV series Dark Shadows.

According to IMDB, the film is a gothic-horror tale centering on the life of vampire Barnabas Collins and his run-ins with various monsters, witches, werewolves and ghosts:


TRANNYFIERCE TO THE MAX!!! 
I'll see almost anything Tim Burton puts his spin on (Alice In Wonderland + Planet Of The Apes = diarrhea), and I just love seeing Michelle Pfeiffer back on the big screen. the last time these two worked together was in 1992's Batman Returns where Pfeiffer owned the role of Catwoman (good luck with that one Hathaway... muahahaha!!!)
starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter & Chloe Moretz.
in theaters May 11, 2012.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Music Musts

Beach House- "Myth"

Madonna- "Gang Bang"

Adele Vs. Daft Punk- "Something About The Fire (Carlos Serrano Mix)"

Gossip- "Perfect World"

The Temper Trap- "Rabbit Hole"

Miike Snow- "The Wave"

Hot Chip- "Flutes"

Monday, March 12, 2012

'Babycall' Trailer

WARNING! If you happen to be one of the few who suffer from the fear of baby monitors, than this one's NOT for you. But, for those who think they can stomach it, check out the NEW trailer for Pål Sletaune's Norwegian thriller titled Babycall.

According to IMDB, the film centers on a young woman named Anna who moves into an apartment building with her eight year-old son to get away from her abusive husband. She buys a baby monitor in a bid to keep an eye on her son, but then starts hearing strange noises, sounds, and arguments. Is it just Anna's imagination or isn't it? Dun dun dun!


looks creeeeeepy!!!
it's like The Ring with baby monitors.
starring the the original 'girl with the dragon tattoo', Noomi Rapace and nobody you've ever heard of.
in theaters March 30, 2012.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Do Elle UK

Check out the stars of hit films such as Double, Double Toil And Trouble, To Grandmother's House We Go, Holiday In The Sun and my personal favorite Passport To Paris, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen!

The fashion moguls and pioneers of the pout (take that Lana Del Rey) give good face for their dual covers of Elle UK's April 2012 issue:


more from inside the mag:

M-K, on their plans to expand into retail: “It’s about being creative, but having a bigger vision for that creativity. For a designer to be successful nowadays, they need to know much more than just design. Tom Ford, his career is astonishing – the way he’s been able to do everything he has wanted to do and really not compromise at all. From fashion to film, it’s such a singular vision.”

Ashley, on not trusting others to run their businesses: We are perfectionists. We’ve always wanted to be closely involved with everything, totally hands on – that’s why it works. If we step away, it stops working. I know it sounds controlling, but that’s how it has to be.”

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...

Monday, March 5, 2012

Mila Kunis Does 'Harper's Bazaar'

Check out PedroDotCom's runner-up choice for favorite Jewish-Lesbianish-faux-ballerina (Natalie Portman nabbed top prize) strike a pose in Versace for the April 2012 cover of Harper's Bazaar:


more highlights from inside the mag:

On dating: “I don’t get asked out. This past year, I haven’t been home, so who’s going to ask me?”

On getting older: “I will not put a needle in my body unless I have a medical reason, but ask me in 10 years. Right now, I’m like, ‘I’m going to embrace it,’ but…I’m probably going to want to have something done. I have no doubt.”

On her dramatic weight loss in Black Swan: “[My body] has never been the same. My shape is different. When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones. When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas….I’d be happy if my ass got bigger. All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.”

Friday, March 2, 2012

A Few MORE Of My Favorite Things

My Girl

Meryl on a subway back in the day

Natural Born Killers

Dick Tracy poster

Rosemary's Baby poster

Edward Scissorhands 

Se7en

Whitney saying "Hello, hello" at the 25 second mark

Wait Until Dark

Oz

Welcome To The Dollhouse 

Smashing Pumpkins album cover

Lourdes with a side buzz

Sarah Michelle Gellar on the cover of YM magazine, 1998

Audrey Hepburn over sized T-shirt

Rita Hayworth at Dior show, 1956

Shakira back in the day

Clueless

Courtney Love back in the day 

Poison Ivy

Jan

Stephanie Tanner doesn't smoke a cig

Talkboy from Home Alone II

boys in the 90's

Marky Mark

Mariah Carey album cover

Gwen

Jawbreaker

Lanyards 

Pulp Fiction

Selena at the Grammy's, 1994

the Saved By The Bell girls

Natalie Portman in Closer

Britney Spears inflatable chair

TLC

Leo and a swan

Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion

Kate and Donatella back in the day

Farrah Fawcett 

Kurt Coban on the cover of The Advocate

wet bunny