Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Ryan Gosling Is Perfect


EXHIBIT A:
I present to you a candid photograph of Ryan Gosling taken by a random paparazzo on the set of his upcoming film,"The Gangster Squad". Hmmm.. something about this picture has got me tickled in all the right places - some would even go as far as to say a little too tickled. From the Indiana Jones fedora to the perfectly tailored outfit, the excellent rolling of the sleeve, the firm grip on the blazer, and finally, the passionate gaze into my eyes showing that he's mastered the art of roofie-ing me without offering so much as a sip of alcohol.
THE MAN'S A GENIUS! HE'S PERFECT!